Hey Celtics.... how about less this:
And more this:
Are you ready to start jerking us fans around with up and down performances? Are you ready to start pumping out virtuoso performances that remind everyone that you're best.
Because one night I see one thing... and the other night I see a different team. So what's it gonna be KG?
“It is frustrating,” admitted Garnett, speaking of the Celtics' inconsistency. “I’m not even going to make up a word. It is frustrating because you know what you are -- you know what you are capable of. It doesn’t matter if it’s Cleveland or Detroit, That level of defense. I feel like tonight it was like an edge. We have to play like that every night."
I'm not smart enough to keep up. You got one month left. Just do it.
And yeah... I get that the "yo yo" vs. "Yo Yo Ma" thing might be a little weird. Cut me some slack... I think I'm still a little drunk from last night.