It's very simple. I have an unnatural hatred for these individuals. It burns with the white hot energy of a thousands suns. The mere sight of them makes me wish were standing in an octagon. They are the players at each position I'd most like to punch in the face. I think you do too.
Hey, if people can hate on KG... then I can hate on these guys.
PG: Mike Bibby
I never said I don't hold a grudge. Remember when Bibby said this last year?
"They were kind of loud at the beginning," he said. "But a lot of these fans are bandwagon jumpers trying to get on this now. I played here last year, too. And I didn't see three fourths of them. They're for the team now and they might get a little rowdy but that's about it."
I know he was trying to take the heat off young team. In fact, he did such a good job that I still want to knock him upside the head for it. Ever since then, he's been booed every time he touches the ball in Boston. He's lucky that's all he gets. In the old day of the Boston Garden, things might be different.
SG: Kobe Bryant
He's a first ballot Hall of Famer on this team. Do I need to go through this at all? I will just keep adding to the list. This time, His Douchiness earned his spot on this squad by completely taking over Spike Lee's movie about him so it could be portrayed in the most positive light. Nothing about this jackass is genuine. It's all about image. Everything is manipulated
SF: Vince Carter
That might as well be his file photo on NBA.com
Look, I'm not here to make fun of injuries. I take them all seriously. But that's how Vince reacts to an untied shoe. And what's worse... he'll pull this act and then on the next trip throw down a windmill dunk. He goes down like he's been shot whenever there's any hint of contact. Ok, I'll just say it. He's a bitch.
PF: Anderson Varejao
This one is probably universal. But I don't hate him for flopping. Every player is taught to "sell" a charge call. But he does it with a European Soccer flair. When Glen Davis dropped him, he fell hard and stayed down like he was really hurt. And then suddenly, he popped up and ran after Baby (conveniently, when everyone else had already gotten into the scrum) and he's fine. That's just annoying.
C: Joakim Noah
This is courtesy of all his BS in this series. And of course, I get this annoying prick for a full 7 games and 7 overtimes. I'm sick of all his yelling and screaming. All his facial expressions. All of his mix-ups with Perk and everyone else. It just all pisses me off. Yes, that sounds like the same reason why people hate KG... but Noah's no KG. He hasn't built up any capital to pull from. Try having a hall of fame career first... and then let's see if we'll buy this crap. And besides KG's on my team, and Noah isn't.