My head suddenly hurts. I... I can't even come up with the words.... so.....
The Boston Celtics are one of a handful of teams, according to sources close to the situation, who have expressed interest in embattled Stephon Marbury if the embattled point guard is bought out by the New York Knicks.
That come courtesy of Jeff Goodman at Fox Sports. Oh God... I've got to go vomit again....
Celtics boss Danny Ainge, according to the source, is legitimately interested in bringing Marbury on board because of his ability to handle pressure defenses - an area where backup Eddie House has struggled.
Come on. This can't be. I can't handle Stephon in a Celtics jersey. I can't handle Stephon celebrating in our locker room. I can't. I just can't.
And what, may I ask, is Sam Cassell here for?